God Hates Flags!

Flag day? Flag F***ing Day?! Really?!? Every damned day is Flag Day! Ever since 9/11 I've had that stupid star-spangled, blood-soaked, Land-of-the-Flea and Home-of-the-Knave banner rammed down my throat! From cars, from houses, from schools and office buildings! I can't even watch my favorite pro or college sports teams without seeing those snarling, seething Stars-and-Stripes! Enough already! Bring back Gadsden or the Cross of St. Andrew's or St. Peter's Keys! Any rectangular piece of cloth that stands for something vaguely decent and humane and reasonable! I've had my fill of Old Blowhardy!