Two Good Wars

America's two good wars--the War of Northern Aggression and Double U Double U Two--created the blueprint for homicidal humanitarianism. When the U.S. bombs, it does so reluctantly, while shedding crocodile tears, and then only to uplift and civilize the wogs. Southerners, Germans and Japanese all "got it." Why do the Mohammedans resist? They must be inveterate evildoers.